Carpe diem bitches

bagmilk:

when your mom makes something you’ve never had before

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best-of-funny:

adornoble:

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

X

best-of-funny:

adornoble:

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

X

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dialupmodem:

landorus:

when did i start paying attention to everyones eyebrows

when you grow up you start to notice the things that really matter in life

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any girl to her dad in any tv show ever: im not your little girl anymore dad

django0ffthechain:

Miley Cyrus went from americas little country angel to hood bitch in like .031 seconds. 

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thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

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skippractice:

maybe she’s barn with itimage

maybe it’s neighbelline

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bold-sartorial-statement:

ramblingeekette:

batched:

I don’t watch Supernatural so I thought these were all fake quotes so whAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW

Happiness and laughter mixed with large amounts of angst and tears, all wrapped up in a thick layer of masochism.

Accurate.

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connotativewords:

August 8, 2013
"tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight"

connotativewords:

August 8, 2013

"tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight"

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